I'm six months old today

(See, I'm wearing my birthday suit)

Oh, oh, daddy's teaching me bad tricks

And Zia's teaching me about jewelry

I went on a Hills Family outing in Congress Park

I started my classical education that day

But I was really more interested in dinner as you can see.

This was my first cracker

Two of my friends, Dewitt and Kate Stuckey and me

Mom and dad look good with me, don't you think?

I was very gracious about sharing my dad